directed by Don G. Jackson runtime: 83 mins Toxic Filth Video I am a disappointment. Before you attempt to console me, please, just listen to my story. I had it all planned out, see? I held my horses for the perfect opportunity. I had waited so long to finally see it, and I knew I … More Schlock & Gore: Rollergator (1996)
directed by Michael J. Murphy runtime: 76 mins Toxic Filth Video “My dear, you’re eating your husband’s ass!” THIS is what I live for. My neck was hurting for three straight days but then I saw Bloodstream and I instantly felt better. I fell into crippling debt, but then I saw the sensational super-8 … More Schlock & Gore: Bloodstream (1985)
What do you need to know about Shaolin Cowboy series? Well, there’s not much to it, and there doesn’t need to be. The text blocks at the beginning are Mel Brooksian MAD Magazine swill. Get through them- or hell, just skip it until you see our guy walking through the desert. Here we go! The … More Review of Shaolin Cowboy by Geof Darrow: Graphic Novel (’04-’18)
I have no issue with the absence of subtitles and a minimal (most times nonexistent) understanding of the language being used in a film. Now, I also comprehend the fact that I am a weirdo and the majority of the film viewing public has no interest in making their way through a film and being … More The Merits of Sin: La Muerte del Chacal aka The Death of the Jackal (Mexico) (1984)
There was a ton of hype and speculation leading up to the release of The Meg. A lot of which seemed to come from the fact that no one really knew what to expect from this movie. Was it going to be the next great “shark” movie? Was it going to be campy and kinda … More In Theaters: The Meg
directed by Don Edmonds runtime: 87 mins “We’re all in this mess together, and we’re not getting out alive” With Ilsa: She Wolf of the SS, Don Edmonds gave us the three T’s: Tyrants, Torture, and Tits. With Terror on Tour, Don Edmonds gives us the the T’s yet again: Tbad, Tmovie, Tits. So it’s … More Schlock & Gore: Terror on Tour (1980)
This is a new column from us here at The Basement. We have come to the agreement that lists are fun, and we should do more of them. So, both Rat and Brennan will list their top 5’s and discuss in each article. This week we will start off strong with our top 5 Zombie … More The Festering 5: Non-Romero Zombie Flix!