Setting the Stage

(For this post I will be using images randomly generated from InspiroBot, the inspirational quote generator) I cannot tell you how many times I have heard this phrase in regard to horror movies: “That was so stupid. It wasn’t even scary!” Wasn’t it? Perhaps not. Especially if the viewer has been around Elm Street a … More Setting the Stage

Let Me Watch that for You: Beyond the Gates

Directed By: Jackson Stewart Written By: Stephen Scarlata and Jackson Stewart Released:  December 9, 2016 Runtime: 84 Minutes Watch this on: Netflix Beyond the Gates is a 2016 American horror movie that introduces us to Gordon and John Hardesty, two brothers cleaning out the family video store after the mysterious disappearance of their father. After discovering … More Let Me Watch that for You: Beyond the Gates

sla-sher [noun]

We’re gearing up for #SummerOfSlash 2017 and it’s time to set some guidelines. First, let’s preface this with “How To Survive a Horror Movie,” by Randy Meeks: Rule 1: You can never have sex. Rule 2: You can never drink or do drugs. Rule 3: Never, under any circumstances, say, “I’ll be right back.” Those, … More sla-sher [noun]